Inside Emmy's Mind

I AM BACK

2010-02-12T23:57:00.001+10:30

I AM BACK.... yes I am back to the bloggers world, not as often as b4 but i wil blog my mind now and then so please enjoy my post's to come....thanks emmy :)

New Movie

2007-12-09T23:27:00.000+10:30

I saw this clip for a new movie called I AM LEGEND with WILL SMITH. Not much of a will smith fan but the movie looks wicked.

Somthing Funny For You All

2007-12-08T21:24:00.001+10:30

I saw these yesterday and thought I would share them with you all. The first is of a crazy bird who is well trained and very entertaining. The second one is a funny clip of someone using a treadmill for the first time, Enjoy :)

And for something interesting visit Odde it is great, or for something funny check out someecards. Have fun fellow bloggers :)

Awards

2007-12-07T11:07:00.000+10:30

I have had the honor of been given an award from Dawn over at twisted sister called the "Good Buzzz Blog Award"! I was told I have been creating quite a buzzz in blogsville. Thank you....
"The Good Buzzz Blog Award is for blogs that have generated a happy hum in the blogosphere. Whether it be for their blog in general, one outstanding, unusual or controversial post, or for something cool the blogger has done. Or even for recognizing some promising, brand-new blogs."
The "Good Buzzz Blog Award" was created with the help of Mike Wheeler at Things By Mike and resides at Polliwog's Pond where you can pick up the image code and award rules.

I will pass this award on to:
Karen
Marcus
and Preposterous

Enjoy. :)

Letter To Myself

2007-12-06T20:03:00.000+10:30

I was tagged by my good man Proposterous and asked to write a letter to myself when I was 13 years old. This ought to get mighty interesting…

Here are the rules.
1. Link back to the person who tagged you.
2. Imagine you could send a letter back in time to yourself, when you were 13 years old, what would you write to yourself?
3. Tag 5 people to do this blog

So Here Goes....

Dear Emily,

I am sending this letter to help you on your future journey, there are alot of things you need to know and I am sorry but I can only share a few of them as some lessons must be learn't so you remember not to go there again sometimes experience is necessary. But to the things I can help you with....Firstly when you eventually decide to be a dairy farmer for a few years of your life, remember that when you are putting the cows on the horse float do NOT stand directly behind as this will save you spending time in hospital and save lots of PAIN. And Secondly when mum said people weren't staring at our boobs when we were thirteen that they where just looking at a beutiful girl she was lying they ARE looking at your TITS. But remember life is fun don't make it serious oh and when mum and dad said wait they were wrong sex is an adventure. HeHe From future Emmy oxoxoxox

The 5 people I choose are:
1. Stealth
2. Hope
3. Alcoment
4. Flowers
5. Kitty

Where Does The Time Go....

2007-12-06T19:37:00.000+10:30

It is amazing that we are in December already. Where does the time go? I cain't believe that it is that time of year again, shops are so crowded you would rather stay home and watch tv, roads are busy with inconsiderate pricks and money never seems to go far. Just when you think xmas is over time to lose the weight you gained eating all that yummy food, time to save for next xmas and BAM its xmas again. Well I hope everyone is ready for the next one to creep up and happy shopping.

Xmas Time Once Again

2007-12-06T16:46:00.000+10:30

I thought I would share some awesome light displays, WOW some people really put alot of time into these....

AMAZING.

To Cute

2007-11-30T20:33:00.000+10:30

This is so adorable I found this on a search through youtube and thought I would share this.....to cute....to funny.

I'M BACK!

2007-11-28T14:25:00.000+10:30

I'M BAACCCKKKK! Thank you to everyone for there support. It is so good to be back and I will be back to my usual posts. Thank you for your patience and I assure you I will be making you laugh, think and enjoy thoughts from my mind again. THANK YOU ;)

Sorry Everyone

2007-11-19T10:38:00.000+10:30

I am truly sorry that I have not been visiting or commenting on all my friends great blogs, but I am dealing with some major things in my life at the moment, so it is really taking up my time. I am sorry but I promise to be back strong very soon and it makes me feel so appreciated to get regular comments from great mates. Thank you for your devotion to my mind and I will be visiting soon.

Moving Furniture

2007-11-17T18:41:00.000+10:30

I am so sorry to everyone but I have been so busy this week that doing my blog and visiting others has been hard. I promise that I will visit everyone and catch up this weekend. Hope everyone is having a great day.

Speechless

2007-11-15T02:47:00.001+10:30

My Very First Award!

2007-11-13T00:13:00.000+10:30

Thank you to Dawn at Twisted Sister I have been given my first award, I am excited. This award is new and is called Be The Blog and was created by Mark from Me and My Drum, this badge comes in three awesome colors... Creamy Cabernet, Midnight Oil and Pink Smoothie. Mark said: "This badge is for bloggers who make their blog their own, stay with it, interact with their readers, and have fun!" Great advice. I am going to pass this award along...."to those bloggers that are showing time and time again that they are true to themselves and that they ARE their blog." Congratulations everyone!

Karen
Moooooog35
And Wish

Please visit Mark's blog to pick up your badge and to find out more details.

This Must Be A Man's Point Of View

2007-11-12T23:51:00.001+10:30

For something fun try this out Death Clock....Apparently I will die Wednesday, January 4, 2062
Seconds left to live...
1,708,613,925!

Good Old BBQ

2007-11-11T15:53:00.000+10:30

Love a good barbie, and a few brews. Went to jades mums place for a bbq yesterday and just chilled with some laughs a good feed and a couple drinks. What's better than that on a Saturday....hope you all had a good one to.

Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?

2007-11-09T17:59:00.000+10:30

Quiz time try this one for your self I was even with two of them, let me know who you are, have fun :)

Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?
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You scored as Peter Pan

Your alter ego is Peter Pan. You are a child at heart. Anything you believe is possible, and you never want to grow up.

Peter Pan

75%

Goofy

75%

Cinderella

63%

The Beast

63%

Sleeping Beauty

56%

Pinocchio

44%

Ariel

31%

Snow White

25%

Donald Duck

19%

Cruella De Ville

Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?
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You scored as Goofy

Your alter ego is Goofy! You are fun and great to be around, and you are always willing to help others. You arn't worried about embarrassing yourself, so you are one who is more willing to try new things.

Peter Pan

75%

Goofy

75%

Cinderella

63%

The Beast

63%

Sleeping Beauty

56%

Pinocchio

44%

Ariel

31%

Snow White

25%

Donald Duck

19%

Cruella De Ville

What The Hell?

2007-11-08T20:55:00.000+10:30

What the hell is wrong with some people? Are people truly just going crazy? I just don't understand what could make someone want to harm someone else....A man from Hong Kong scaled 24 floors to stab an ex-girlfriend repeatedly, mainly in the neck, as she slept before abseiling down to make his escape. The woman was stabbed seven or eight times and her mother, who was also in the flat, heard a scream and told police "she found a man attacking her daughter". When the attacker saw the mother, he fled the bedroom and clambered out of the living room window. Police say the man abseiled down to the 17th floor with a climbing rope and then climbed down the drainpipes to ground level to escape.

Teeth

2007-11-08T20:34:00.000+10:30

Don't you just hate a bad toothache! I think this is the worst thing ever, it is a constant pain and irritation, no matter what you do nothing seems to help when in major tooth pain. So what do you do? You go to the dentist who dishes out more pain in an attempt to take away your pain, which finally goes away because of the numbing from the needle. Relief Finally until you get the F@*#KEN BILL!

At least my teeth don't look like these do....

Bon Jovi Special

2007-11-07T02:14:00.000+10:30

In honor of one of my favorite artists I am doing a feature on Bon Jovi and sharing with you just a few of my many favorite songs....please enjoy....

....doesn't this bring back some memory's....gotta love the hair ;)

Narcoleptics

2007-11-06T19:49:00.000+10:30

When I saw this I felt so sorry for the dogs, I never knew animals sufferd from this condition as well. Even though it looks funny it is sad to see them with no control to stay awake.....

Movie Of The Month

2007-11-04T23:25:00.000+10:30

I saw Transformers today on DVD what a great movie, it took me back to when I was a kid. I really enjoyed it, and recommend it.

Japanese Special

2007-11-03T15:36:00.001+10:30

I have something special for you today. A Japanese special. This first video is a young kid who is super fast on a music game, insane. And the second one is a REAL Japanese exercise show that teachers English as well as what to do when mugged in America, hilirious.

ENJOY!!!!

Something To Make You Laugh Or A Bit Randy

2007-11-02T00:29:00.000+10:30

Hope you enjoy this. I did, I was laughing so hard. :)

Freaky Women In An Elevator - Click here for more home videos

A Few Photos

2007-11-01T00:27:00.000+10:30

These are a few pictures that I would like to share. The first few are my nephew Aaron he is so adorable and he has the best manors he is one of a kind but he has been through a rough time the last couple of years as he was diagnosed with a brain tumor. He has had 2 operations and is currently on medication. I love him dearly. He lives in Brisbane Australia with his mum Joeanne who is a great mother and friend. One is with his little sister jade named after my partner she is soooo cute. And the final photo is of my cousin Shauna's wedding in Canada, I wish I could have been there she looks so happy. I wish her and her husband Cody all the best. :)

Check This Out

2007-10-31T19:35:00.000+10:30

I stumbled across this on my Google journeys and found it really tripped me out. Check it out and see what you think....Trippy

And if you want a great read check out my mate moooooog35 at Mental Poo he is a hoot.

Flat Battery

2007-10-30T02:27:00.000+10:30

My girlfriend is so adorable. Today we woke up to a flat battery, (I hate it when that happens), So I had to jump start it. So first we had to push it out of the garage she is so cute that she forgot she was controlling the brake, but we soon sorted that out. Then when she had to turn the wheel she panicked because the wheel would not turn so I went up to her turned the key to unlock the wheel lock. HeHe, next I had to remind her to turn of the radio while I was charging the battery ;) But in the end we got it started. I love jade so much she really makes life interesting. She truly is my boo!

World's Worst Products Awards.

2007-10-30T02:11:00.000+10:30

The awards were presented as part of the Consumers International conference being held in Sydney this week, and aim to highlight alleged failings of corporate responsibility and abuse of consumer trust by internationally recognised brands. The conference brought together 220 consumer organizations from 115 countries. Some of the winners of the Worlds Worst Product Award were household names such as Kellogg's, Coca-Cola, Mattel, SLEEPING pills for children, tap water masquerading as mineral water, toys with dangerous levels of lead in their paint and sugar-laden breakfast cereals. Top prize went to a Japanese firm producing a sleeping pill targeted at children. I am surprised some of these products were ever marketed and as for others such as cereal you can not change a tradition of breakfast such as fruit loops.

Domino Madness

2007-10-29T01:36:00.000+10:30

If only we all had talent like this. I thought this was pretty cool, and I thought you guys might like to see it. Enjoy....

Brain Benders

2007-10-28T15:43:00.000+10:30

I thought being Sunday it would be a good day for me to post some brain benders for you here are just a couple....

CAN YOU SEE THE BABY?

SAY THE COLOR OF THE WORD NOT THE WORD ITSELF....

Now a couple questions for you....

Question 1.

There are 8 fish, 4 drown. How many are left?

Question 2.

I start with the letter E.
I end with the letter E.
I usually contain only one letter
Yet I am not the letter E!
What am I?

Enjoy I will post the solutions tomorrow.

Can You Beleive This?

2007-10-28T14:52:00.000+10:30

This poor guy will never live this down, what a bad day. I bet it was the worst day of his life.

Meme No. 2

2007-10-27T16:06:00.000+09:30

I have been tagged with another meme, this time by marcus but this one is 'List Of 7'.

THE RULES - List of 7

Each player starts with 7 random facts about themselves on their blog. People who are tagged need to blog 7 facts about themselves and post the rules as well. At the end of their blog list 7 people you are tagging. Let them know that they are tagged by leaving them a comment.

So here are 7 facts that will let you know more about me:

1. I am a BIG kid at heart.
2. I enjoy drawing abstract art.
3. I had a breast reduction when I was 15.
4. I worked as a dairy farmer for 3 and a 1/2 years in New Zealand.
5. I can ride a Motor Bike.
6. I love to cook.
7. I am very spontaneous.

This is a list of random things that make me the person, mind and soul that I am today.

I am passing this on to:

1. Stealth
2. Fish
3. Hope
4. Moooooog35
5. Alcoment
6. Mike
7. Scotty

I hope this has open your minds and let you know a little more about me :)

A Love Note To The Women I Love....

2007-10-27T00:04:00.000+09:30

My Dear Sweet Jade,

I love you. I love to be with you and hold you. I love to gently touch your face and cup your cheek in my hand as I look into your beautiful green eyes. I love to snuggle and cuddle with you, to just be close to you. I want to rub your feet and stare across the couch as we look into the eyes of each other. I want to lie next to you in front of a fire and gaze into your eyes while I rub your back. I want to romance you. I want you to know how beautiful you are in my eyes. I want you to know how much I cherish and adore you. I want to give my heart to you. I want your heart, I want it all.

With love, affection and longing thoughts, Your girl Emmy.

‘3 things you won’t let go’ Meme

2007-10-26T03:57:00.000+09:30

I have been tagged for the ‘3 things you won’t let go’ meme by Alcoment....

This is about 3 things that I think are important to me and I am going to share it with you.

Firstly, is my MP3. Music is important to me I would not survive without it. It is there when you are happy, sad etc. Music is the window to your soul it can tell how someone is feeling or can change how you are feeling. I LOVE music.

Second, is my DVD collection. With a wide range there is a movie for any day. I am a huge movie buff and I will watch many kinds. I love a rainy day on the couch with a movie and some popcorn.

Last but not least, my imagination. Without this I would have a boring and dull life. I love to open my mind and entertain, a smile is worth so much. I love to make people happy. Happiness is hard to come by so sharing it is one of my favorite things.

Now that I have shared just a few of the things I can not live without I am spreading the love as these meme's usually go so I have passed this onto Mimzie, Marcus and Dawn. So if you accept then please carry this on and do the same. SPREAD THE LOVE. :)

Buffy Junkie

2007-10-26T01:34:00.000+09:30

I admit this even thou this may scar my reputation but yes I was a Buffy The Vampire Slayer junkie when it was popular, I made shore not to miss an episode I even video taped some. While I was on one of my usual web searches I stumbled across a Buffy episode, one of my favorites. I am a huge admirer of Joss Whedon his creativeness is amazing, every episode was new, exciting and funny. This clip is from season six titled 'once more with feeling' were the town is under the spell of a singing demon meaning that EVERYONE is literally singing. It is hilirious but this is just a small part....'They Got The Mustard Out'

What Is In Your DVD Player?

2007-10-25T03:00:00.000+09:30

I have watched a few movies lately such as :

This is a great movie I highly recommend it. Gina Gershew rocks!

Classic great movie good with popcorn. Great cast to.

This is a great installment in the Bourne series.

So what I wanted to know was, WHAT IS IN YOUR DVD PLAYER AT THE MOMENT? What movies have you seen lately whether they are good or bad I would love to hear about it so let me know whats on at your place.

What Happend To Good Old Entertainment?

2007-10-25T00:30:00.000+09:30

I enjoy going to a pub and having a few now and again, and city pubs can differ from country ones but no matter where you go the atmosphere is usually laid back and fun (usually) but definitely crazy. So what went wrong at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, south of Perth? Well a case of craziness turned to exposer. A BARMAID has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples, Westrern Australia police said today. More....

I did some searching and found this disturbing video check it out....

Bloggy Awards

2007-10-24T03:16:00.000+09:30

Like me? Then let me know....

And I have nominated :

EARTH2KAREN

KITTY

STEALTH

Enjoy, And Please Register and vote everyone counts :)

If I Am Lying, May I Be Struck By Lightning.

2007-10-24T00:14:00.000+09:30

These are the words that people say when they are trying to convince someone of the truth....so what the hell was this Adelaide teacher saying to his students when he was struck down? Mabey something like F@#K! What a terrible thing to go through, this poor teacher and his students. Reports are that a male teacher at Port Broughton Area School, on SA's Yorke Peninsula west of Adelaide, was struck by a lightning bolt during a freak electrical storm that lasted about two minutes, he is in a serious condition and 15 students were taken to hospital. For more follow link.

Lightning storms are some of my favorite they can be so beautiful. I use to love watching the summer storms in Brisbane, where it would get so hot the sky would fill up with lighting that looked like lots of veins. It was so beautiful. Click the link for some great pics.

What is your sexual style?

2007-10-23T02:45:00.000+09:30

What is your sexual style?
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You scored as Hot

You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.

Hot

100%

Soft

88%

Wet

75%

Sweet

63%

Violent

50%

Exciting

50%

Awkward

38%

Shy

How Cute Is This

2007-10-22T02:44:00.000+09:30

World's Smartest Dog - Funny home videos are a click away

R.G.S

2007-10-21T01:14:00.000+09:30

I am sorry but I wont be doing much of a post today as I have developed a case of repetitive gaming syndrome from the new guitar hero I received as an early birthday gift from my girlfriend. So I hope everyone is having a great day. :)

This Picture Needs No Words

2007-10-20T00:44:00.000+09:30

I HAVE TO SHARE THIS

2007-10-19T01:24:00.001+09:30

I watched this on a friends blog Just A Girl, and I had to share this with you all....I was so saddened and angry by this it made me cry! SHAME ON YOU MOMS AND MUTTS which is the organization that is responsible for this cruelty. :(

Time To Reflect

2007-10-19T00:33:00.000+09:30

I decided to go to the beach today and sit on the sand enjoy the sun and spend sum time in my mind. It was so peaceful sitting in the warmth of the sand with a cool breeze going through my hair, that I started to daze into the scenery while deep in thought about all the many subjects that makes my mind tick, when I was suddenly snapped back to reality by a barking dog who's owner was staring in my direction with a cheesy grin (not to mention he looked 50, albino with zink on his nose and enough tummy to bury me in the sand). I looked around hoping he was smiling at someone else, NOPE just me! Oh no when I was deep in emmy world did he think I was staring at him? I am not sticking round to find out! Tense and trying not to laugh I jumped in my car and ended the beach day quickly. And I thought the beach was going to relax me. LOL :)
Mabey I should go somewhere else next time.

Picture Puzzle

2007-10-18T00:59:00.000+09:30

I thought I would wake your brain today so here it is,
How many faces do you see? LOOK CLOSELY.

SOLUTION....

What Goes Through Someones Head....?

2007-10-17T00:36:00.000+09:30

What is going through someones head when they decide to make a decision that horrifies and shocks any other normal person. I understand circumstances can be different for everyone but to go to the lengths one might go to still amazes and stuns me. Like this very sad story on the news tonight...."THE body of a baby boy found in the women's toilets of an Adelaide hospitality school had been there for a week", police said today. The baby's body was found on Tuesday morning by a cleaner working at the TAFE SA campus in Light Square, in central Adelaide.Reports said it was found in a bin in the toilet and Detective Chief Inspector John Gerlach said the baby was well developed and appeared to be about full term. Police said investigations now would involve checking any security camera footage and talking with TAFE students and other people who might have used the toilet over the past week. Find Out More....

Somthing to Make You Laugh And Cringe

2007-10-17T00:20:00.000+09:30

Just a few vids that I came across and thought I would share. The first 3 made me cry with laughter and the 4th....well you decide, enjoy :)

1st - Dancing Monkeys.

2nd - Kid Gets Stuck On A Ride Whilst Mother Laughs.

3rd - X Factor Barbie Girl.

4th - Gross Drunk Guy,(not for weak stomaches).

Lindsay Lohan Officially Broke

2007-10-16T00:51:00.000+09:30

A stars life is a dream but not for Lindsay. To much money equals big debts for Lindsay spending more money than she has on her drug and alcohol habits....

Her extravagant spending spree includes:

• A million dollars on one hotel bill
• $137,000 in rehab costs, racking up bills of $30,000, $45,000 and $62,000 for each stint.
• Thousands in legal fees after multiple drink driving convictions.
• $350,000 on luxury Mercedes and BMWs
• A million on clothes
• $70,000 on tanning and hair-styling
• Well over $500,000 on partying

Lindsay Lohan has blown $7.75 million just in the last few months and is officially broke after blowing her fortune on drink, drugs and partying. More....

If only we all had that kind of money. Bloody crazy! Please let me know your thoughts.

This Weeks Quiz

2007-10-15T03:42:00.001+09:30

~What colour is your heart?~
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You scored as Pink

Your heart is pink. You're everyone's friend. Woo go you! Everyone loooves you!! You're the definition of a true friend, which is why you mean so much to your friends. You will do anything to see your friends smile, you have a great quality- don't change for anybody.

Blue

93%

Pink

93%

Yellow

79%

Purple

36%

Orange

32%

Black

18%

White

18%

Red

18%

Green

*I was even with Pink and Blue....

~What colour is your heart?~
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You scored as Blue

Your heart is blue. You are a very calm and relaxed person. You are very caring and like helping others. You're grateful for what you have in life, even if it's not perfect. People love you for who you are, don't ever change that- it's what makes you the great person that you are.

Blue

93%

Pink

93%

Yellow

79%

Purple

36%

Orange

32%

Black

18%

White

18%

Red

18%

Green

*P.S. For a good blog read check out my friends Frog Prince and Twisted Sister and one of my favorites Earth 2 Karen.

Taking The Time

2007-10-15T01:33:00.000+09:30

I was visiting a friend today and we got into a 2hr long discussion about society, technology and a few other subjects popping up into the chat. But the main reason we started talking about this was because she read my blog the other day about manners and had a few things to say on the subject of rudeness of people especially how many people don't have the time for others anymore. Life is rushing past us and we aren't taking the time to enjoy it with each other. Well I am making a early resolution, to take the time to slow down once a week and do something different....This week I decided to lie back and look up at the clouds, (best done with a friend or someone close to you), I would love everyone to take five minutes out of there day sometime this week and find a nice piece of grass,(with or without a friend), lie back and look at the clouds. Please let me know if you have joined my resolution or if you have any comments :)

P.S I found this amazing cloud pic while surfing, for more pics hit the cloud link.

Human LCD

2007-10-15T01:31:00.000+09:30

This was to good not to share with you all....TRULY amazing.

DUI IDIOT

2007-10-14T01:09:00.000+09:30

DUI Safety Awareness Video

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Short but to the point. This confirms my post a couple days ago that drink drivers suck, But they are funny to watch. Check out this hilarious video. (if only all DUI'S were funny instead of dangerous). Let me know what you think, and check out more funny videos at MySpaceTv.

Robotic Chairs

2007-10-13T01:29:00.000+09:30

Useless I know but Interesting non the less. I came across this during my usual web searching and found it interesting. I thought I would share something different and on the Lighter side of things today. Enjoy, I hope you are amazed, ( even though it is useless). :)

Decency Where Has It Gone?

2007-10-12T00:51:00.000+09:30

Where Have All the Manners Gone? Examples : Someone rudely interrupts you while you're speaking with someone. A colleague routinely turns up for work five or ten minutes late. A friend politely has a door open for them, and they walk past ignoring everyone in there path. Or someone signs at you as they talk on the mobile, people talking on cell phones or in public places in a loud or annoying manner (the worst of all). You notice how many coworkers fail to even say "good morning" when they walk in the door each day. Or you let someone through the check out before you and they don't say thank you ( true story). And you wonder: What's happened to polite behavior? Ordinary courtesy certainly seems on the decline. In an age where the standard of social manners has sunk to an all time low and we’re surrounded by the constant bombardment of bad behavior toward our fellow men and women, is it really any wonder that there are so many ill-mannered children? Or how about respect? Somehow, this precious and powerful character trait has eroded over time, so gradually that we have hardly noticed. This is something that is really bothering me. Is it really that much harder to be polite? Why must there be so many inconsiderate and RUDE people? A friend said to me that people are just selfish and selfishness rules out all decency. Mabey she is right. But I still think a smile, please or even thank you can go a long way. You can make someone smile which in turn will make you feel good to.Promoting polite behavior doesn't take much time or effort, but it can yield big results. Spread the message of polite behavior, and you'll gradually realize a whole host of benefits: improved communication, relaxed smiles and laughter, and a growing willingness on the part of the people around you to pursue other initiatives.

Pumpkin Soup Anyone?

2007-10-11T00:39:00.000+09:30

(More....)

This giant pumpkin weighed in at 692.72kg - earning Thad Starr more than $10,000 in prize money. A new world record. I imagine there will be a lot of people eating pumpkin soup at,
Half Moon Bay in California, since trucks were lined along the roadways of the sleepy village, all with huge Pumpkins on board. WOW, imagine the size of there Jack-O-Lanterns.

Something Funny For The Day

2007-10-10T00:14:00.000+09:30

I saw this while checking out YouTube I cracked up laughing. I hope it brightens your day. :)

Shooting Stars or Shooting Poo....

2007-10-09T13:00:00.000+09:30

An interesting look at toilets in space.

What The Hell Are We Waisting Money On.

2007-10-08T15:52:00.000+09:30

Why are we giving these fuck wits the time of day with these frivolous compensation claims, from PRISONERS? Yes I typed it right, PRISONERS! How insane is this, not only do criminals in Australia get three meals a day, a bed, entertainment and a job among many privileges our prison system has. And yet they can now sue, WHAT THE FUCK? Queensland Corrective Services Minister Judy Spence said the department spent $6000 defending a claim against the prisoner who said he was denied potatoes, $5600 against a prisoner who didn't want to work on Sundays, and $2000 against a prisoner who said he was retired and didn't want to go to a work farm. MORE....

AIR, EARTH, FIRE or WATER?

2007-10-07T21:35:00.000+09:30

What element are you? Air, Fire, Water, Or Earth?
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You scored as You are Water.

You are Water. Faithful and true you never faulter. Calm and collected you help others before yourself and are always ready for action.

You are Water.

88%

You are Air.

67%

You are Fire.

57%

You are Earth.

48%

Try this neat quiz....

Man to father his grandchild

2007-10-07T17:05:00.000+09:30

A 72-year-old man is about to make history by becoming the father of his own "grandchild" by donating sperm to his daughter-in-law.MORE....

Drink Drivers Suck

2007-10-06T20:59:00.000+09:30

A MAN from Brisbane has been jailed, after an hour of road madness that included drink-driving at speeds of up to 237km/h Briskey,with his 12-month old daughter on board and five passengers, performed many breathtaking manoeuvres in a bid to escape police in a case the Crown said was in the worst imaginable category of dangerous driving. There were several abandoned police pursuits and red-light running through inner-Brisbane streets last year, he was later found to have a blood alcohol level of 0.154 – his third drink-driving offence. But he was sentenced to a total of five-and-half-years' jail, but will be eligible for release after ONLY just six months. What is wrong with our drink driving laws? Why are people get of so lightly, And why are they still allowed to drive? FUCKEN MADNESS!
Read On....

Friday Night Yeah!

2007-10-06T01:36:00.000+09:30

Just chilling having a few brews and a smoke. what could be better. I love Fridays. But I love Saturday mornings even better. I hope everyone out there has a great weekend. cheers my blog buddy's.

Little Jokes

2007-10-05T01:34:00.001+09:30

I stumbled across some of these simple jokes but they made me laugh so I thought I would share them and hopefully bring a smile into your day....

Bali Nine

2007-10-03T19:17:00.000+09:30

The clock is ticking for six young Australians from the Bali Nine smuggling ring sentenced to death by an Indonesian court for trying to smuggle more than 8kg of heroin out of Bali.In emotional appeals to the Denpasar District Court in June, the three finally admitted their roles in the failed bid to smuggle heroin from Bali to Australia.The appeal is the trio's final bid to beat the death penalty,three others facing the death penalty - Scott Rush and ringleaders Andrew Chan and Myuran Sukumaran - have also launched challenges, arguing Indonesia's Constitutional Court should scrap the death penalty because the nation's constitution affords life as a basic right.
Read on....

Poor Britney

2007-10-02T18:40:00.000+09:30

Britney Spears has temporarily lost custody of her two sons after a court battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline.A judge on September 18 ordered Spears to undergo random drug testing in the latest twist in the bitter custody battle over Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James,1. http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071002/ts_alt_afp/entertainmentmusicspears_071002055338

Burma Atrocities

2007-10-02T15:37:00.000+09:30

While filming the new Rambo movie crew as well as actor Sylvester Stallone witnessed human atrocities. which included, survivors with legs cut off and all kinds of land mine injuries, maggot-infested wounds and ears cut off. We saw many elephants with blown off legs.Shots were fired over the film crew's heads and we did receive threats. What is happening to our fellow human race.
Read on....http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22517232-2,00.html

See Through Frogs

2007-10-01T17:50:00.000+09:30

Truly Amazing. Scientists have found a more humane way of doing research with there new see-through frogs, the Institute for Amphibian Biology at Japan's Hiroshima University, bred the frog to be a humane learning tool as the see-through frog does not require dissection to see its organs, blood vessels, and eggs.
A breakthrough in research I know all will agree is a step forward for our animal race.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/09/070928-frog-picture.html

* and if you are looking for a great blog to read check my friend Wish. She is always worth a read.

Snuggle Time

2007-10-01T00:44:00.000+09:30

Well it's Sunday night for me here in the land down under. So after chilling on the couch with my boo watching movies all night it's time to snuggle in bed and just enjoy each others company. I love this time with jade, she is so special to me. If I could I would give her the world. I still remember when we first met god I love her.

Laugh Away A Blue Day

2007-09-30T19:55:00.000+09:30

Since I had enjoyment from my last Ellen post, (especially Karen, who has a very interesting blog which is always worth a read), so I thought I would share another funny moment. This time it involves a game her writers play. This is a hilarious way to laugh of the blues.

8 Days of HELL !

2007-09-30T12:16:00.000+09:30

What an amazing story of bravery, I saw this on the news last night and when I read the article I was stunned. That women when thru something horrendous. Tanya Rider, 33, was found at the bottom of a steep ravine after authorities were able to trace a signal from her cell phone.Her Husband reported his wife missing after she didn't come home from work Sept. 19.But the bloody police had begun to suspect him in his wife's disappearance and he was about to take a lie-detector test yesterday morning when police got a break in the case....go to this link to find out more.

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/09/28/woman.found.ap/index.html

SATURDAYS!

2007-09-29T21:51:00.000+09:30

I love Saturdays.

Number One - Sleep In.

Number Two - Have A yummy Saturday Wake up from my Girlfriend, mm mm.

Number Three - A Awesome Saturday BBQ.

Number Four - Wash it all down with some DRINKS!

I wish everyday was a Saturday.

CAT POO COFFEE

2007-09-29T20:58:00.000+09:30

MM MM Just when you thought coffee couldn't get any better, now we have a coffee so exquisite it comes from a cats ass. Not only does it come from a cats ass, it costs 50 bucks a cup! Caffeine aficionados in Australia can now drink the Grange Hermitage of coffee, the Rolls Royce of their favourite bean— cat's poo coffee. Indonesian coffee made from the faeces of a Luwak, a small cat-like creature native to the island nation's coffee-growing regions. Yummy! http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=261049

New Horror Flick

2007-09-28T17:49:00.000+09:30

I know I know there are so many vampire movies out there with only a few ever making a mark for example, BLADE or UNDERWORLD. But when I saw the preview for this movie I was surprised that it left me wanting more. I hope it lives up to the preview I saw. 30 DAYS OF NIGHTS.

Just in case you are not a scary movie fan I also saw this preview which I am now dyeing to see the movie. Adam Sandler is completely different in this roll. REIGN OVER ME.

Makeing Money Of The Tooth Fairy

2007-09-28T10:36:00.000+09:30

I remember as a child loseing my tooth and putting it under my pillow so excited that the tooth fairy would leave me a couple dollars, five if I was lucky. If only my mum was an actress.....

"Angelina plays the tooth fairy, and gives Maddox a bit more than the usual $5! He gets $50 per tooth, and he's allowed to spend his reward on anything he wants. So far he has lost four teeth - that's a whopping $200. Not bad for a six-year-old kid!"

Funniest Call Ever.

2007-09-27T19:31:00.000+09:30

I was going through some videos on you tube when I stubled across this one, I love watching Ellen at the best of times but this was to funny not to mention....enjoy.

Plastinated Bodies

2007-09-27T00:18:00.000+09:30

Well I will let you decide on scientists new look at studies. What do you think? Are we getting to desensitised to life or are we just developing new tecnologies for man's mind and world? You decide. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18679776/

Who are you?

2007-09-26T20:48:00.000+09:30

Try these interesting and entertaing quiz's. I enjoyed them. http://www.tk421.net/character/

You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

You are kind, popular, and generous.

You tend to be successful at anything you try.

A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd.

You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream.

What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

Halo 3

2007-09-26T20:39:00.000+09:30

Much awaited and wanted Halo 3. I just got a copy and I caint wait to game all night, looks like it will be a long one. yeah! To all you gamers out there, have fun and I will see you on the otherside. http://www.halo3.com/

Alien vs Predator 2

2007-09-26T14:26:00.000+09:30

Well it is about time, and it even looks like it makes up for the first crappy one they made. I cain't wait to see this one.

Plight For Women

2007-09-26T14:11:00.000+09:30

http://www.afghan-web.com/woman/ - I was watching a program on tv last night which shocked me. I know we are all struggling in this world, but do we really have something worth complaining about? Women still struggling for simple rights of feeling worthy or important to someone. Instead they struggle to allow education for girls. I did sum further study on the women who must bare the scars of a life of sorrow.... mabey this will be of interest to you.

Welcome To Inside Emmy's Mind....

2007-09-26T13:29:00.000+09:30

Hello and greetings to all, my name is Emily but my friends call me Em. I am 26, soon to be 27 which scares me a bit but also reminds me of the adventures I have had in the past years. My partner Jade and I have been together for three years now and in this time we have been to new zealand for a year witch was cold but beautiful, and we are now living in Adelaide which is were we first met.

I am a first time blogger so I will be learning as I go. Thanks for visiting and I hope to see you again.