Check This Out

I stumbled across this on my Google journeys and found it really tripped me out. Check it out and see what you think....Trippy

And if you want a great read check out my mate moooooog35 at Mental Poo he is a hoot.

Flat Battery

My girlfriend is so adorable. Today we woke up to a flat battery, (I hate it when that happens), So I had to jump start it. So first we had to push it out of the garage she is so cute that she forgot she was controlling the brake, but we soon sorted that out. Then when she had to turn the wheel she panicked because the wheel would not turn so I went up to her turned the key to unlock the wheel lock. HeHe, next I had to remind her to turn of the radio while I was charging the battery ;) But in the end we got it started. I love jade so much she really makes life interesting. She truly is my boo!

World's Worst Products Awards.

The awards were presented as part of the Consumers International conference being held in Sydney this week, and aim to highlight alleged failings of corporate responsibility and abuse of consumer trust by internationally recognised brands. The conference brought together 220 consumer organizations from 115 countries. Some of the winners of the Worlds Worst Product Award were household names such as Kellogg's, Coca-Cola, Mattel, SLEEPING pills for children, tap water masquerading as mineral water, toys with dangerous levels of lead in their paint and sugar-laden breakfast cereals. Top prize went to a Japanese firm producing a sleeping pill targeted at children. I am surprised some of these products were ever marketed and as for others such as cereal you can not change a tradition of breakfast such as fruit loops.

Domino Madness

If only we all had talent like this. I thought this was pretty cool, and I thought you guys might like to see it. Enjoy....

Brain Benders

I thought being Sunday it would be a good day for me to post some brain benders for you here are just a couple....

CAN YOU SEE THE BABY?



SAY THE COLOR OF THE WORD NOT THE WORD ITSELF....





Now a couple questions for you....



Question 1.

There are 8 fish, 4 drown. How many are left?



Question 2.

I start with the letter E.
I end with the letter E.
I usually contain only one letter
Yet I am not the letter E!
What am I?

Enjoy I will post the solutions tomorrow.

Can You Beleive This?

This poor guy will never live this down, what a bad day. I bet it was the worst day of his life.

Meme No. 2

I have been tagged with another meme, this time by marcus but this one is 'List Of 7'.

THE RULES - List of 7

Each player starts with 7 random facts about themselves on their blog. People who are tagged need to blog 7 facts about themselves and post the rules as well. At the end of their blog list 7 people you are tagging. Let them know that they are tagged by leaving them a comment.


So here are 7 facts that will let you know more about me:

1. I am a BIG kid at heart.
2. I enjoy drawing abstract art.
3. I had a breast reduction when I was 15.
4. I worked as a dairy farmer for 3 and a 1/2 years in New Zealand.
5. I can ride a Motor Bike.
6. I love to cook.
7. I am very spontaneous.

This is a list of random things that make me the person, mind and soul that I am today.

I am passing this on to:

1. Stealth
2. Fish
3. Hope
4. Moooooog35
5. Alcoment
6. Mike
7. Scotty

I hope this has open your minds and let you know a little more about me :)

A Love Note To The Women I Love....

My Dear Sweet Jade,

I love you. I love to be with you and hold you. I love to gently touch your face and cup your cheek in my hand as I look into your beautiful green eyes. I love to snuggle and cuddle with you, to just be close to you. I want to rub your feet and stare across the couch as we look into the eyes of each other. I want to lie next to you in front of a fire and gaze into your eyes while I rub your back. I want to romance you. I want you to know how beautiful you are in my eyes. I want you to know how much I cherish and adore you. I want to give my heart to you. I want your heart, I want it all.

With love, affection and longing thoughts, Your girl Emmy.

‘3 things you won’t let go’ Meme

I have been tagged for the ‘3 things you won’t let go’ meme by Alcoment....

This is about 3 things that I think are important to me and I am going to share it with you.

Firstly, is my MP3. Music is important to me I would not survive without it. It is there when you are happy, sad etc. Music is the window to your soul it can tell how someone is feeling or can change how you are feeling. I LOVE music.



Second, is my DVD collection. With a wide range there is a movie for any day. I am a huge movie buff and I will watch many kinds. I love a rainy day on the couch with a movie and some popcorn.


Last but not least, my imagination. Without this I would have a boring and dull life. I love to open my mind and entertain, a smile is worth so much. I love to make people happy. Happiness is hard to come by so sharing it is one of my favorite things.


Now that I have shared just a few of the things I can not live without I am spreading the love as these meme's usually go so I have passed this onto Mimzie, Marcus and Dawn. So if you accept then please carry this on and do the same. SPREAD THE LOVE. :)

Buffy Junkie

I admit this even thou this may scar my reputation but yes I was a Buffy The Vampire Slayer junkie when it was popular, I made shore not to miss an episode I even video taped some. While I was on one of my usual web searches I stumbled across a Buffy episode, one of my favorites. I am a huge admirer of Joss Whedon his creativeness is amazing, every episode was new, exciting and funny. This clip is from season six titled 'once more with feeling' were the town is under the spell of a singing demon meaning that EVERYONE is literally singing. It is hilirious but this is just a small part....'They Got The Mustard Out'

What Is In Your DVD Player?

I have watched a few movies lately such as :

This is a great movie I highly recommend it. Gina Gershew rocks!


Classic great movie good with popcorn. Great cast to.


This is a great installment in the Bourne series.

So what I wanted to know was, WHAT IS IN YOUR DVD PLAYER AT THE MOMENT? What movies have you seen lately whether they are good or bad I would love to hear about it so let me know whats on at your place.

What Happend To Good Old Entertainment?

I enjoy going to a pub and having a few now and again, and city pubs can differ from country ones but no matter where you go the atmosphere is usually laid back and fun (usually) but definitely crazy. So what went wrong at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, south of Perth? Well a case of craziness turned to exposer. A BARMAID has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples, Westrern Australia police said today. More....

I did some searching and found this disturbing video check it out....

If I Am Lying, May I Be Struck By Lightning.

These are the words that people say when they are trying to convince someone of the truth....so what the hell was this Adelaide teacher saying to his students when he was struck down? Mabey something like F@#K! What a terrible thing to go through, this poor teacher and his students. Reports are that a male teacher at Port Broughton Area School, on SA's Yorke Peninsula west of Adelaide, was struck by a lightning bolt during a freak electrical storm that lasted about two minutes, he is in a serious condition and 15 students were taken to hospital. For more follow link.

Lightning storms are some of my favorite they can be so beautiful. I use to love watching the summer storms in Brisbane, where it would get so hot the sky would fill up with lighting that looked like lots of veins. It was so beautiful. Click the link for some great pics.

What is your sexual style?

What is your sexual style? created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Hot You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you. Hot 100% Soft 88% Wet 75% Sweet 63% Violent 50% Exciting 50% Awkward 38% Shy 0%

How Cute Is This

World's Smartest Dog - Funny home videos are a click away

R.G.S

I am sorry but I wont be doing much of a post today as I have developed a case of repetitive gaming syndrome from the new guitar hero I received as an early birthday gift from my girlfriend. So I hope everyone is having a great day. :)

This Picture Needs No Words

I HAVE TO SHARE THIS

I watched this on a friends blog Just A Girl, and I had to share this with you all....I was so saddened and angry by this it made me cry! SHAME ON YOU MOMS AND MUTTS which is the organization that is responsible for this cruelty. :(

Time To Reflect

I decided to go to the beach today and sit on the sand enjoy the sun and spend sum time in my mind. It was so peaceful sitting in the warmth of the sand with a cool breeze going through my hair, that I started to daze into the scenery while deep in thought about all the many subjects that makes my mind tick, when I was suddenly snapped back to reality by a barking dog who's owner was staring in my direction with a cheesy grin (not to mention he looked 50, albino with zink on his nose and enough tummy to bury me in the sand). I looked around hoping he was smiling at someone else, NOPE just me! Oh no when I was deep in emmy world did he think I was staring at him? I am not sticking round to find out! Tense and trying not to laugh I jumped in my car and ended the beach day quickly. And I thought the beach was going to relax me. LOL :)
Mabey I should go somewhere else next time.

Picture Puzzle

I thought I would wake your brain today so here it is,
How many faces do you see? LOOK CLOSELY.


SOLUTION....

What Goes Through Someones Head....?

What is going through someones head when they decide to make a decision that horrifies and shocks any other normal person. I understand circumstances can be different for everyone but to go to the lengths one might go to still amazes and stuns me. Like this very sad story on the news tonight...."THE body of a baby boy found in the women's toilets of an Adelaide hospitality school had been there for a week", police said today. The baby's body was found on Tuesday morning by a cleaner working at the TAFE SA campus in Light Square, in central Adelaide.Reports said it was found in a bin in the toilet and Detective Chief Inspector John Gerlach said the baby was well developed and appeared to be about full term. Police said investigations now would involve checking any security camera footage and talking with TAFE students and other people who might have used the toilet over the past week. Find Out More....

Somthing to Make You Laugh And Cringe

Just a few vids that I came across and thought I would share. The first 3 made me cry with laughter and the 4th....well you decide, enjoy :)

1st - Dancing Monkeys.




2nd - Kid Gets Stuck On A Ride Whilst Mother Laughs.




3rd - X Factor Barbie Girl.



4th - Gross Drunk Guy,(not for weak stomaches).

Lindsay Lohan Officially Broke

A stars life is a dream but not for Lindsay. To much money equals big debts for Lindsay spending more money than she has on her drug and alcohol habits....



Her extravagant spending spree includes:

• A million dollars on one hotel bill
• $137,000 in rehab costs, racking up bills of $30,000, $45,000 and $62,000 for each stint.
• Thousands in legal fees after multiple drink driving convictions.
• $350,000 on luxury Mercedes and BMWs
• A million on clothes
• $70,000 on tanning and hair-styling
• Well over $500,000 on partying

Lindsay Lohan has blown $7.75 million just in the last few months and is officially broke after blowing her fortune on drink, drugs and partying. More....

If only we all had that kind of money. Bloody crazy! Please let me know your thoughts.

This Weeks Quiz

~What colour is your heart?~ created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Pink Your heart is pink. You're everyone's friend. Woo go you! Everyone loooves you!! You're the definition of a true friend, which is why you mean so much to your friends. You will do anything to see your friends smile, you have a great quality- don't change for anybody. Blue 93% Pink 93% Yellow 79% Purple 36% Orange 32% Black 18% White 18% Red 18% Green 0%

*I was even with Pink and Blue....

~What colour is your heart?~ created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Blue Your heart is blue. You are a very calm and relaxed person. You are very caring and like helping others. You're grateful for what you have in life, even if it's not perfect. People love you for who you are, don't ever change that- it's what makes you the great person that you are. Blue 93% Pink 93% Yellow 79% Purple 36% Orange 32% Black 18% White 18% Red 18% Green 0%

*P.S. For a good blog read check out my friends Frog Prince and Twisted Sister and one of my favorites Earth 2 Karen.

Taking The Time

I was visiting a friend today and we got into a 2hr long discussion about society, technology and a few other subjects popping up into the chat. But the main reason we started talking about this was because she read my blog the other day about manners and had a few things to say on the subject of rudeness of people especially how many people don't have the time for others anymore. Life is rushing past us and we aren't taking the time to enjoy it with each other. Well I am making a early resolution, to take the time to slow down once a week and do something different....This week I decided to lie back and look up at the clouds, (best done with a friend or someone close to you), I would love everyone to take five minutes out of there day sometime this week and find a nice piece of grass,(with or without a friend), lie back and look at the clouds. Please let me know if you have joined my resolution or if you have any comments :)

P.S I found this amazing cloud pic while surfing, for more pics hit the cloud link.

Human LCD

This was to good not to share with you all....TRULY amazing.

DUI IDIOT

DUI Safety Awareness Video

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Short but to the point. This confirms my post a couple days ago that drink drivers suck, But they are funny to watch. Check out this hilarious video. (if only all DUI'S were funny instead of dangerous). Let me know what you think, and check out more funny videos at MySpaceTv.

Robotic Chairs

Useless I know but Interesting non the less. I came across this during my usual web searching and found it interesting. I thought I would share something different and on the Lighter side of things today. Enjoy, I hope you are amazed, ( even though it is useless). :)

Decency Where Has It Gone?

Where Have All the Manners Gone? Examples : Someone rudely interrupts you while you're speaking with someone. A colleague routinely turns up for work five or ten minutes late. A friend politely has a door open for them, and they walk past ignoring everyone in there path. Or someone signs at you as they talk on the mobile, people talking on cell phones or in public places in a loud or annoying manner (the worst of all). You notice how many coworkers fail to even say "good morning" when they walk in the door each day. Or you let someone through the check out before you and they don't say thank you ( true story). And you wonder: What's happened to polite behavior? Ordinary courtesy certainly seems on the decline. In an age where the standard of social manners has sunk to an all time low and we’re surrounded by the constant bombardment of bad behavior toward our fellow men and women, is it really any wonder that there are so many ill-mannered children? Or how about respect? Somehow, this precious and powerful character trait has eroded over time, so gradually that we have hardly noticed. This is something that is really bothering me. Is it really that much harder to be polite? Why must there be so many inconsiderate and RUDE people? A friend said to me that people are just selfish and selfishness rules out all decency. Mabey she is right. But I still think a smile, please or even thank you can go a long way. You can make someone smile which in turn will make you feel good to.Promoting polite behavior doesn't take much time or effort, but it can yield big results. Spread the message of polite behavior, and you'll gradually realize a whole host of benefits: improved communication, relaxed smiles and laughter, and a growing willingness on the part of the people around you to pursue other initiatives.

Pumpkin Soup Anyone?

(More....)




This giant pumpkin weighed in at 692.72kg - earning Thad Starr more than $10,000 in prize money. A new world record. I imagine there will be a lot of people eating pumpkin soup at,
Half Moon Bay in California, since trucks were lined along the roadways of the sleepy village, all with huge Pumpkins on board. WOW, imagine the size of there Jack-O-Lanterns.

Something Funny For The Day

I saw this while checking out YouTube I cracked up laughing. I hope it brightens your day. :)

Shooting Stars or Shooting Poo....

An interesting look at toilets in space.

What The Hell Are We Waisting Money On.

Why are we giving these fuck wits the time of day with these frivolous compensation claims, from PRISONERS? Yes I typed it right, PRISONERS! How insane is this, not only do criminals in Australia get three meals a day, a bed, entertainment and a job among many privileges our prison system has. And yet they can now sue, WHAT THE FUCK? Queensland Corrective Services Minister Judy Spence said the department spent $6000 defending a claim against the prisoner who said he was denied potatoes, $5600 against a prisoner who didn't want to work on Sundays, and $2000 against a prisoner who said he was retired and didn't want to go to a work farm. MORE....

AIR, EARTH, FIRE or WATER?

What element are you? Air, Fire, Water, Or Earth? created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as You are Water. You are Water. Faithful and true you never faulter. Calm and collected you help others before yourself and are always ready for action. You are Water. 88% You are Air. 67% You are Fire. 57% You are Earth. 48%

Try this neat quiz....

Man to father his grandchild

A 72-year-old man is about to make history by becoming the father of his own "grandchild" by donating sperm to his daughter-in-law.MORE....

Drink Drivers Suck

A MAN from Brisbane has been jailed, after an hour of road madness that included drink-driving at speeds of up to 237km/h Briskey,with his 12-month old daughter on board and five passengers, performed many breathtaking manoeuvres in a bid to escape police in a case the Crown said was in the worst imaginable category of dangerous driving. There were several abandoned police pursuits and red-light running through inner-Brisbane streets last year, he was later found to have a blood alcohol level of 0.154 – his third drink-driving offence. But he was sentenced to a total of five-and-half-years' jail, but will be eligible for release after ONLY just six months. What is wrong with our drink driving laws? Why are people get of so lightly, And why are they still allowed to drive? FUCKEN MADNESS!
Read On....

Friday Night Yeah!

Just chilling having a few brews and a smoke. what could be better. I love Fridays. But I love Saturday mornings even better. I hope everyone out there has a great weekend. cheers my blog buddy's.

Little Jokes

I stumbled across some of these simple jokes but they made me laugh so I thought I would share them and hopefully bring a smile into your day....

Bali Nine

The clock is ticking for six young Australians from the Bali Nine smuggling ring sentenced to death by an Indonesian court for trying to smuggle more than 8kg of heroin out of Bali.In emotional appeals to the Denpasar District Court in June, the three finally admitted their roles in the failed bid to smuggle heroin from Bali to Australia.The appeal is the trio's final bid to beat the death penalty,three others facing the death penalty - Scott Rush and ringleaders Andrew Chan and Myuran Sukumaran - have also launched challenges, arguing Indonesia's Constitutional Court should scrap the death penalty because the nation's constitution affords life as a basic right.
Read on....

Poor Britney

Britney Spears has temporarily lost custody of her two sons after a court battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline.A judge on September 18 ordered Spears to undergo random drug testing in the latest twist in the bitter custody battle over Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James,1. http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071002/ts_alt_afp/entertainmentmusicspears_071002055338

Burma Atrocities

While filming the new Rambo movie crew as well as actor Sylvester Stallone witnessed human atrocities. which included, survivors with legs cut off and all kinds of land mine injuries, maggot-infested wounds and ears cut off. We saw many elephants with blown off legs.Shots were fired over the film crew's heads and we did receive threats. What is happening to our fellow human race.
Read on....http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22517232-2,00.html

See Through Frogs

Truly Amazing. Scientists have found a more humane way of doing research with there new see-through frogs, the Institute for Amphibian Biology at Japan's Hiroshima University, bred the frog to be a humane learning tool as the see-through frog does not require dissection to see its organs, blood vessels, and eggs.
A breakthrough in research I know all will agree is a step forward for our animal race.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/09/070928-frog-picture.html

* and if you are looking for a great blog to read check my friend Wish. She is always worth a read.

Snuggle Time

Well it's Sunday night for me here in the land down under. So after chilling on the couch with my boo watching movies all night it's time to snuggle in bed and just enjoy each others company. I love this time with jade, she is so special to me. If I could I would give her the world. I still remember when we first met god I love her.